diff --git a/python/vyos/limericks.py b/python/vyos/limericks.py index e03ccd32b..3c6744816 100644 --- a/python/vyos/limericks.py +++ b/python/vyos/limericks.py @@ -1,72 +1,72 @@ # Copyright 2015, 2018 VyOS maintainers and contributors <maintainers@vyos.io> # # This library is free software; you can redistribute it and/or # modify it under the terms of the GNU Lesser General Public # License as published by the Free Software Foundation; either # version 2.1 of the License, or (at your option) any later version. # # This library is distributed in the hope that it will be useful, # but WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY; without even the implied warranty of # MERCHANTABILITY or FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE. See the GNU # Lesser General Public License for more details. # # You should have received a copy of the GNU Lesser General Public # License along with this library. If not, see <http://www.gnu.org/licenses/>. import random limericks = [ """ -A programmer who's name was Searle -Once wrote a long program in Perl. -Despite very few quirks -No one got how it works, -Not even the interpreter. +A programmer whose name was Searle +once wrote a long program in Perl. +Despite very few quirks, +no one got how it works. +Not even the interpreter perl(1). """, """ There was a young lady of Maine -Who set up IPsec VPN. +who set up IPsec VPN. Problems didn't arise -'til other vendors' device +till other vendors' device had to add she to that VPN. """, """ One day a programmer from York started his own Vyatta fork. Though he was a huge geek, it still took him a week to get the damn build scripts to work. """, """ A network admin from Hong Kong knew MPPE cipher's not strong. But he was behind NAT, -so he put up we that, +so he put up with that, sad network admin from Hong Kong. """, """ A network admin named Drake greeted friends with a three-way handshake and refused to proceed if they didn't complete it, that standards-compliant guy Drake. """, """ A network admin from Nantucket used hierarchy token buckets. Bandwidth limits he set slowed down his net, users drove him away from Nantucket. """ ] def get_random(): return limericks[random.randint(0, len(limericks) - 1)]