limericks.py
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	import random

	limericks = [

	"""
	A programmer who's name was Searle
	Once wrote a long program in Perl.
	Despite very few quirks
	No one got how it works,
	Not even the interpreter.
	""",

	"""
	There was a young lady of Maine
	Who set up IPsec VPN.
	Problems didn't arise
	'til other vendors' device
	had to add she to that VPN.
	""",

	"""
	One day a programmer from York
	started his own Vyatta fork.
	Though he was a huge geek,
	it still took him a week
	to get the damn build scripts to work.
	""",

	"""
	A network admin from Hong Kong
	knew MPPE cipher's not strong.
	But he was behind NAT,
	so he put up we that,
	sad network admin from Hong Kong.
	""",

	"""
	A network admin named Drake
	greeted friends with a three-way handshake
	and refused to proceed
	if they didn't complete it,
	that standards-compliant guy Drake.
	"""

	]


	def get_random():
	return limericks[random.randint(0, len(limericks) - 1)]